Candy Girls

Here at the BibiMagazine.com blog, you can count on us to cover universal topics such as Beauty and Fashion. In my first piece about Beauty, I thought I could talk about one of my experiences from being on MTV's Wild N Out. "But wait, Rasika. That's a comedy show. What's that got to do with beauty?"

Well, I can't tell you how many times I've been hounded by beautiful California girls who are hoping to get their big break with Mr. Nick Cannon. They often see me as the approachable cast member who will be a good inroads for their career. One particular girl I met, Hanoosha, was the epitome of these women. After a brief conversation with her, I felt it was important to highlight the dreams and struggles such women. Please read on for her story...

Interview with Wild N Out Girl Wannabe,
Hanoosha Siam

Hanoosha grew up envying girls with "teeth like Chiclets."
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RM: So where do you have yet to be discovered?
HS: At a party thrown by King Magazine. I want to get my big break.
RM: Oh, I’ve heard a lot of Wild n Out girls go to those things.
HS: Yeah! Hey can you get me in to see Nick?
RM: Uh...I could talk to someone about it.
HS: Girl, I so wanna be down with all that. I love hip hop, my brother’s a DJ, he said “Maybe Rasika can get us on the show. His music, and my mm-mm-mm!”
RM: Rrrright. Um...gosh. You know what? I'm just gonna cut to the chase up in this piece and be brutally honest here.
HS: I’m too young?
RM: Nope, nope, it’s not that.
HS: I don’t dress fly?
RM: You dress fine.
HS: I’m Indian?
RM: They’d be happy to have that.
HS: Then what’s the problem?
RM: Girl! Look in the mirror! You UGLY! Your ass don't belong in KING Magazine. It belongs in Peasant Weekly!